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Ant-Man SDCC Poster

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

Works as well here in Australia as it does in the US

mostlysignssomeportents:

latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

Sign: KEEP THE KIDS DEPORT THE RACISTS

"nothing illegal about Australian consumers using a VPN to access legitimate content overseas. ‘The government does not intervene in commercial matters between private parties’"

Film studios give up Netflix fight | The Australian

Guardians SDCC poster

Galactus, Devourer of Worlds

I call bullshit. Including an “Avengers: Civil War" in this list makes it very sketchy.

deansass:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

well at least now I know what days I should take off for the next 4 years
I call bullshit. Including an “Avengers: Civil War" in this list makes it very sketchy.

deansass:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

well at least now I know what days I should take off for the next 4 years
I call bullshit. Including an “Avengers: Civil War" in this list makes it very sketchy.

deansass:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

well at least now I know what days I should take off for the next 4 years
I call bullshit. Including an “Avengers: Civil War" in this list makes it very sketchy.

deansass:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

well at least now I know what days I should take off for the next 4 years
I call bullshit. Including an “Avengers: Civil War" in this list makes it very sketchy.

deansass:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

well at least now I know what days I should take off for the next 4 years
I call bullshit. Including an “Avengers: Civil War" in this list makes it very sketchy.

deansass:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

well at least now I know what days I should take off for the next 4 years
I call bullshit. Including an “Avengers: Civil War" in this list makes it very sketchy.

deansass:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

well at least now I know what days I should take off for the next 4 years
I call bullshit. Including an “Avengers: Civil War" in this list makes it very sketchy.

deansass:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

well at least now I know what days I should take off for the next 4 years
I call bullshit. Including an “Avengers: Civil War" in this list makes it very sketchy.

deansass:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

well at least now I know what days I should take off for the next 4 years
I call bullshit. Including an “Avengers: Civil War" in this list makes it very sketchy.

deansass:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

well at least now I know what days I should take off for the next 4 years
I call bullshit. Including an “Avengers: Civil War" in this list makes it very sketchy.

deansass:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.

All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

well at least now I know what days I should take off for the next 4 years

(via theproblemwithproblems)

Mignola + Toy Story

New Comic-Con Poster For ‘Jurassic World’

Please don’t suck, please don’t suck, please don’t suck.

Unusual to see Apple break the purity of their products, but I dig the new ad, especially this

"One Australian distributor refused to take the film because he said it was ‘too dark’ and ‘it might upset people with its myth-busting’
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by Boyce